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BIGTRBL

THE WORLD'S OLDEST

MULTIMEDIA DJ

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    • He once made a Rolling Stone gather moss.

    • Respected climate change scientists have been working with his grooves to reverse the effects of global warming.

    • He is the life of parties he has never attended.

    • He was awarded a Pulitzer Prize for his playlist.

    • He was responsible for putting Dr. Dre through medical school.

    • Although he plays the squares, he is not bound by any geometric shape.

    • He can turn animation dancers into live action dancers.

    • When his tracks were played on the dark side of the moon, it was no longer dark.

    • The dark is afraid of him.

    • He found Thunder Cat as a wet kitten.

    • He was the only one able to give The Rolling Stones satisfaction.

    • His grooves are the reason the tower of Pisa leans.

    • A circus once tried to run away to try to join him.

    • He once played a boring track just to see what it would feel like.

    • He travelled the world in a day after finding a short cut.

    • He uses his senior status to get discounts on musical gear.

    • He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never been to.

    • Astronomers have confirmed three of his sets were responsible for solar eclipses.

    • His tracks have been used in alchemy…to create platinum.

    • Buskers try to give him money.

    • He makes clowns find themselves creepy.

    • After marinating in his tracks for an hour, brussell sprouts can taste like chocolate.

    • He knows how to play music your parents would like, but chooses not to.

    • Click tracks and metronomes rely on him for time.

    • Clocks stop working when he walks into a room because they know they can’t compete.

    • His playlists are secretly stored in nuclear reactors for use as an emergency cooling device in the event of a malfunction

    • He has impeccable grammar but refrains from using it while spinning hip hop tracks.

    • He has never read a book because he’s too busy writing them.

    • James Brown felt good, until he heard BIG TRBL….Then he felt better.

    • He knows Banksy’s true identity when he found him hiding in his shadow and still won’t reveal it.

    • He doesn’t keep up with the Kardashians. The Kardashians have to keep up to him.

    • Kanye once gave up one of his own awards to him…since he didn’t feel worthy.

    • Donald Trump has apologized to him - twice.